Fun Stuff
Slogans for
women's T-shirts ¦ Things you can learn
from a dog ¦ Cartoon ¦
SLOGANS ON WOMEN'S T-SHIRTS
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1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't
remember it all.
5. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of oestrogen - and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Things one can learn from a dog (from the leaflet inside a
packet of Hubbard's cereal)
1. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to
be pure ecstasy.
2. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
3. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
4. Let others know when they have invaded your territory.
5. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
6. Take naps often and stretch before rising.
7. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
8. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
9. Thrive on attention, and let people reach you.
10. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
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